Poems written by fighting wife & husband

Poems written by fighting wife & husband :

WIFE
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
Then i wrote your name on my heart and i got a heart attack

HUSBAND
God saw me hungry, He created pizza
He saw me thirsty, He created pepsi
He saw me in the dark, He created light
He saw me without problem, He created YOU

WIFE
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkey like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry, you'll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

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